As for me, I'll be out the door by 7:00, on my way to State College to enjoy the festivities that are "Arts Fest" with my lil sis Bird. Soooooo I have about an hour and a half to kill. Hmmmmm...
I've recently been outed on the WWW as a "nut". In order to better understand this labeling, I looked "nut" up in the dictionary and was none too happy with what I found. Here are some particularly offensive excerpts, and I apologize in advance to the faint of heart:
1. a dry fruit consisting of an edible kernel or meat enclosed in a woody or leathery shell.
5. a block, usually of metal and generally square or hexagonal, perforated with a threaded hole so that it can be screwed down on a bolt to hold together objects through which the bolt passes.
8. Slang.
a. a foolish, silly, or eccentric person.
b. Offensive. an insane person; psychotic.
9. Slang: Vulgar. a testis.
Those words are taken directly from dictionary.com, people, and I don't think a website as virtuous as that is gonna lie. So, to those who would believe that I am indeed a nut, Bah! I am neither a dry fruit containing edible goodies, a block of metal, a foolish, silly person, psychotic, or a testis! Thank you very much!!
Oh... wait... maybe the one who outed me was driving at the "silly" part of that... Hmmm. Yeah. Now that I think about it, ok.... maybe I'm overreacting just a tad. HOWEVER, just for clarification purposes, we can avoid the term "nut" to make sure I'm not lumped in with the loony bin types out there. I prefer the label, "amazingly ridiculous" and "ridiculously good looking" (that's a Zoolander reference for those who haven't seen it... I wouldn't want to be called a nut and a narcissist!!).
9 comments:
LOL
You certainly do have too much time on your hands!!!! LOL
Lyss, I hate to be the one to bring this home for you, but you definitely have the characteristics of a silly pyschotic personality! BUT we love you for that! Don't change. ((HUGS))
I think I need to send some of my children to you in order to help you get passed the I'm-so-bored-I-can't-even-sleep phase you seem to be going through. I'll see about sending them Priority. When you're done with them, just pass them along to grandma.
Have you considering taking up a new hobby, like knitting? I'm sure your 'friends' at the gym could hook you up.
Um, yeah. I think you just proved my point...
Thank you for taking care of that for me. I found it highly enjoyable.
ROTFLMBO!!!
P.S. You're a cute nut, even at the ridiculously irritating hour of 5:30am. Sorry about your sleep deprivation. Maybe you need to take Sara up on her offer. ;P
See, I would never describe you as a nut. I see your point and I agree that any comparison to male genitalia is, frankly, obscene. And Chrysta is our big sister. She should be setting a better example. For shame.
As for me, I've always preferred to refer to you in more eloquent and lady-like terms such as, lamestupidjerkfacegirl, whackolyllo, and the always impressive, superpsychoticschizzoflippogirl. You see, with such a wide variety of vocabulary available to us all, there is just no need for vulgarity. Let that be a lesson to all of us.
And YES you need a hobby. I've got some nursery items you can get to work on...
what did you have in mind for your nursery???
Taylor learned a song at girls' camp called "I'm a nut" It can be your new theme song, jerkwadface.
P.S. Did the kids arrive safely?
no kids have arrived here. Did you send them priority?? And also, the new song sounds PERFECT. I also am excited to teach the little ones "Eddiecootchacatchacamatosaneeratosanokasammakammawacky Brown". It will be fun times had by all. Hooray!
A crib bumper, crib skirt, curtains, and a quilt. Among other things.
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