The Marathon

Well, some of you have been asking about my race, so here it is!Mike made it to two viewpoints, and the finish line. Here we are feeling good, but still chilly at mile 7.7!

We caught up to and passed most of those people in the pack ahead of us!

Here we are rounding the corner not too far from the 19 mile mark.

Here we are passing some people just beyond that.

Here I am barreling down the hill towards the finish line as fast as my legs could carry me.

Here is my backside.

And here I am crossing the finish line! Woot!

Darin and I sitting on our sweet space blankets.

Here we are enjoying some yummy post-race pierogies.


And here I am in my sweaty, nasty, post-race glory.

So. We did it. In 4 hours, 55 minutes, and 44 seconds. But still.

Our goal going in was 4:30:00. However, there were some things we didn't take into consideration when making that our goal time. So overall I'm KINDA bummed about it, but not really bummed at all.

Things we didn't consider:

a) walking through aid stations. We went to the race expo on Saturday and heard some

professional runners give some "sage" advice. One tidbit was to get liquid at EVERY aid

station, and to walk through them to ensure maximum intake. So, considering that there

were 13 aid stations, that's 13 momentary pauses we hadn't thought about.

b) 7 pee breaks. It's one thing to have to stop and pee. But 7 times?? Referring back to a), we

had a much greater liquid intake than we're used to. And honestly, I think we overdid it

with the intake merely out of fear of dehydration. I think we could have cut back a bit to

save ourselves the pain of running with a full bladder, and the TIME SUCK that was the

potty break! I mean, based on our training runs I think we didn't need to drink quite as

much as we did! The killer about this one was that not only did we have the pause of the

break, but the pause of having to wait in line for a Port-A-John, and then the difficulty of

having to hover over a pee-soaked seat with quads that were aflame, and nostrils that

were trying desperately not to suck in the foul stench. So.

c) The downhills. Yes, we knew this was considered a "downhill marathon". All the advice we

received was to take it easy down the hill, lean back, shuffle, slow down, take your time.

We did that. It saved our quads, I think, since they were doing ok at the end. But following

that advice really did suck up a lot of time, because there were A LOT of downhill sections.

d) The Uphills. For all the pre-race talk of the need to train for downhills, the marathon reps

failed to mention that this course contained some SERIOUS uphills. I mean, SERIOUS

hills. Ridiculous hills. I did quite a fair bit of hills during my training, but hadn't counted on

too many of them when setting my goal time/pace. Mile 23 was the worst. We hit the mile

marker and then looked up and saw this giant pack of "runners"....walking. Darin and I

looked at each other almost simultaneously and announced that we were going to run it.

And we did. Mile 23 also sucked because Michael Scott WAS NOT there handing out jello shots, or free paper.

e) The weather. It was cooooooooooooooold. I mean, we knew it would be chilly, but the chill

lasted much longer than was expected. It was 37 degrees at the start, and by mile 20 or

so it was 44 degrees. It finally warmed up at the end when the sun came out.

So, ya know. It was a wee bit rough. BUT. It was awesome. I loved it. Even the parts I hated.

The best things:

a) Seeing Mike there cheering for me. It felt so great to hear my name and have that

support!

b) Seeing Darin's husband and kids there cheering for her. It was adorable. We didn't really

know where Dave was going to show up. But we were just approaching a turn that led to

the Rails-to-Trails section of the race and we heard them calling out, "Go Mommy!". And

then her youngest, Evanie, started to run out onto the course to see her! So Darin got a

hug and a kiss and a glimpse of her brood before we headed into the woods. It was such
a lift to the spirits!

c) The scenery! We started in Forest City, and the forest it was. The colors are changing in

Scranton and it was just beautiful. As I mentioned, we also ran along part of the Rails-to-

Trails. And while that part was challenging because it was narrow, quiet, and muddy, it

was absolutely gorgeous!

d) The locals who cheered for us. I heard more cowbell yesterday than at any other time in

my life. There were bands, and cheerleaders, and locals blaring music from their porches

or trunks. There were sections of the race where we were greeted like rock stars, and

every time it was such a boost for us. There were many cheers of "hey ladies you're

looking good! No, I mean, you're looking goooooooood!"

We couldn't pass through those sections without

huge smiles on our faces, and without a little extra speed in our step. I can't say enough

about how wonderful it felt, and how grateful I was for those cheers, because it carried

me through many a mile.

e) The Finish Line. With about .9 of a mile left in the race, we were faced with yet

another hill, about .6 of a mile, I'd say, was uphill. So we did all we could to get to the top

of the hill, and there it was, THE FINISH LINE! Between the adrenaline and the fact that

the last .3 of a mile was downhill, I just went. I couldn't hold back on the downhill

anymore, and I just went flying. I was really afraid I was going to fall, but thankfully I

didn't. As we hit the top of the hill, we could see that the finish was PACKED. We

finished almost 5 hours after the start of the race, and awards were given out over 2 hours before we crossed the finish line. But still, the
people were there packed around the chute, cheering our every step. There were people
calling out my bib number and cheering me on! It was such a rush of adrenaline! And I
was just so overwhelmed.

f) Darin. Darin is the reason I ran. If she hadn't asked me to train with her, I wouldn't have

done this race! She did all the long, hard training runs with me, and gave me the

confidence I needed to do this. With the exception of walking through the aid stations, we

ran every step of this race. It may have been slow, but we were there for each other.

When one of us hit a rocky spot, it seemed like the other instinctively took the lead,

picked up the pace, and carried the other. I could never have done this race by myself.

So, THANK YOU DARIN!! I hope you had as much fun as I did!

We also noticed some...unique...individuals:

a) The Pee-er. He was an old dude who felt it appropriate to walk to the side of the road

and just whip it out and pee. It was not pleasant to see. And it was even more disturbing

given that he was standing about 5 feet away from a heavy forest area that would have

provided adequate coverage.

b) The Spr-alker. I mentioned above that we received advice from professional runners

about taking it slow and easy on the hills, and then maintaining pace on the flat portions.

The Spr-alker (or, Sprint-Walker) did quite the opposite. We were doing a back and

forth thing with her until about mile 6, where she would come zooooooooming out of no

where, sprinting as fast as she could down the hills, and then immediately stop and

walk at the bottom of the hill. And she repeated this over and over again. I don't know

if she finished.

c) Loud Talker Guy. He was just loud. And annoying. And he had equally loud and

annoying companions.

d) The Spitter. He passed us, but wasn't very far ahead. And he felt the need to spit about

every 15 seconds. And I was trying to dodge his loogies.

e) The King. We didn't see him very long, but from what the guys said at the finish line,

he wore his BK crown for the entire race.

So. It was a memorable event. I really had a great time. A hurty time, but a great time:) So good, I'm about 95% sure that I'll be running another one in November:)